ARIES (March 21 ~ April 20) An Aries is pretty much the ssagaji of the Zodiac. They’re the first and leader! Don’t give them any directions, because they’re no use. They’re normally good at what they do. And even if they’re not, they make it out a live. But Kim Tae-Hee doesn’t count. They tend to have a gap on their teeth. Wait uh moh nah, no wonder… her teeth look too good to be real! Can you say acting fail-ure and fake?! Aries, hates admitting failure. They love the competition. They looove to be ATH-LE-TIC and keeping themselves in shape! Lee Tae-Ran has that body! They tend to be Health freaks, which results to counting calories, and a lot of Ex-er-cise. Aries men tend to have a crap load of sex appeal. Though Dennis-Oh is Half White, he is one (mhm) sexy Beast (mhm)! He’s Passionate and that’s what an Aries is about. Aries are attracted to people with good looks and someone to calm their asses down! Aries are constantly impulsive and, you have no idea what the hell you want to do to them! They possess the most complex personalities of all people… seriously. Go with the flow, follow the lead, and you’re allll good.


TAURUS (April 21 ~ May 21) A Taurus is an instant beauty. Can you say Money Makers of the Zodiac? Yes you can. They strive for the finer things in life, including nature! If they enjoy nature so much, that means, they wouldn’t go under the knife. It doesn’t apply for Hyori. Anyway, that Woman has no skills (but this section is practically about her). That also goes for Tae-yang, its all looks. But you see a Taurus always has a smile on their faces. Taurus’ are also known for looking and being so warm hearted. Hyori showed her warm heart by taking, care of Choi Jin Sil’s kids for a day! Taurus’ know how to dine right (Hyori’s Family Outlet). Oh and even Taurus sounds lux-ur-ious. Do you recall when Hyori claims to be more luxurious than Son Dam Bi? NG HYORI! Admittedly, Taurus’ are more glamorous than Libra (Son Dam Bi). A Taurus is expensive! Treat them with care, and purchase them quality toys. It will make them happy. They have great tastes, and manage their money right. But never anger a Taurus. They have a tendency to bottle up their feelings. Once they explode… I recommend you to leave-them-a-lone!


GEMINI (May 22 ~ June 21) There is never a dull moment with a Gemini! They’re full of fun and youthful! They tend to talk a whole lot, and people enjoy it. That is only because they are the brilliant conversationalists. They dominate good looks! They’re like children, grumbling when angry, smiling when happy. And Gemini’s normally need as much attention, like children. Gemini’s are the children of the Air Signs. Gemini’s normally hate school and that learning crap. Well, that is because they dislike the labor of learning. All they hear is blah, blah, and more blah. They’re pretty intellectual though. And if they use it well, like Park Ye-eun, actually does well in school. Give those lots of variety and tons of fun. They need it to stay lively. They become bored easily! Choi Ji-woo actually has skills and notice, a Gemini is always smiling! They tend to have ideas quickly. Kim Sung-soo has the entertainingly good looking face. However, Gem’s tend to over indulge, especially with the party scene. Or, there are some who just like peace, and have good tastes, like Youna. They tend to be a bit on the flirtatious side. Do not commit… unless you’re ready. It’s rare for a Gemini to be such a Copy cat, (ahem) Eun Ji-won’s dangerous… give Akon the credit man!


CANCER (June 22 ~ July 22) Cancers are EASY to detect, only because, they moan and groan. They’re pretty much like your Parents who deal with romantic and vending issues. People are easily aware that they make comments everywhere, especially in the Public eye. Ahn-Sohee is known for being the quiet one in Wonder Girls. And she’s known for complaining a crap load at home! Aigoo… if people actually knew what they were talking about Ahn-Sohee is not pretty. Look closely, she has this irritating look in her eyes. They have a good eye for things, seriously, but everyone knows, not as well as Taurus and Libra. They tend to act well. That goes for the same for Bi, what kind of fake smile is that?! Usually people feel uncomfortable when the Cancer smiles. Have you seen Kim Bum’s smile? In public, they appear to look unemotional and wise. That’s just not the case. However, they tend to be greatest Actors/Actresses. Ji Jin-hee and Son Yoon- ah, act with so much emotion. They’ve got a natural skill for doing well on stage, so please Cancer, don’t over do it! They enjoy their Homes and Ummuh neh ddul. Keep it clean! If not, they’ll just b*tch about it.


LEO (July 23 ~ August 23) Leo the Lion… fierce. Leo the freaking Dramatic! They can pull off any look, style, or role. Kwon Sang-woo can play the rich or poor guy, and sex-i-fy the look. The same goes for Lee Dong-Gun, though he looked fierce in his role. They’re goals consist of themselves (self-centered!), HAH typical fire sign. Leo’s tend to have Gong joo/Wang ja byung. The Leo is certain that they will always get whatever they want, whenever. Others tend to look that as the B*tch mode. They’re one of the Best dramatics, on Earth. Leo’s constantly need the attention, god damn. Kwon Sang-woo’s wife; Son Tae-Yang needs a crap load of it. Nobody really cares. However, Sun-Ye we all hear isn’t the dramatic little girl, but Athletic. She has the Leo body, full of curves, and Sex appeal. What Fire sign doesn’t have it?


VIRGO (August 22 ~ September 22) Virgo’s are the Virgin. Actually, there’s an easier way to figure out a Virgo. They own baby faces. Seo In-young doesn’t count though, because her face is Plastic Fantastic. Can’t you see how she perfects her face with the bigger eyes, and the fake nose that she tries to balance out? Unnie, you’re far from won byuk hang uh! Park Myung-soo is not only a Comedian who tries so damn hard. But he tries so.damn.hard for increasing his eye size. He’s been through surgery a shit load of times. Everybody knows that! However, Heo Young-ran has the Famous Baby face. She’s known to be the biggest B*TCH on Drama’s. You do it well dear! Clazziquai’s Alex Chu has that face, and close to perfect voice. A Virgo never looks good when smoking, or anything unhealthy. They don’t pull it off too well. (Ahem) When, Alex had that cigarette in an Ad. Virgo’s are always out to help others and do their deeds well. You see they’re so Health conscious; they work out and eat Healthy. They hate little lazy babo ddul, so don’t piss them off! They tend to be nice people of the Zodiac, who associate well with others. If you handle their criticism the right way, then you’re in good hands.


LIBRA (September 22 ~ October 23) Libra’s are the elegant. Actually, let me slap you some brutality… Libra, the lame. Sure they have great tastes, and are fashionably expensive. Well, that is because, Libra’s are known for being fashionably inclined. So if you have a fashion issue, consult a Libra! Song Seung-hun is another perfect example of a Libra’s face. You could see the soft looks, yet quite the bore. Libra’s charm and peaceful personalities make them liked by others. They are one of the best looking people out there, no doubt about that. Oh, they’ve got the prettiest eyes too. Son Dambi doesn’t show off about her fortune. That’s because Libra’s aren’t like that! Wonder Girl’s, Yoobin could sing, and known for being a softie. As a talkative Air sign, they’re very sociable. Sometimes they talk too much. Lee Soon-jae is good at what he does, thank goodness! The older the Libra, the more beautiful they become. Lee Mi-yeon is a perfect example. They’re well off in working, with things pertaining love and beauty. She obviously doesn’t need the make up and smiles delicately. Libra’s beauties aren’t as instant as a Taurus’. Libra’s are one of the many best Actors/Actresses.


SCORPIO (October 24 ~ November 22) Can you feel their power and passion? Big Bang’s TOP is passionate and focused on his Music game! Park Shin-yang and Ku Hye-sun, besides all of their talents, the intensity is struck from their eyes. They’re the second to first perfectionist of the zodiac. Crown-J… what more can you say but sexy? He showed his sensitive and caring personality in We Got Married. They don’t tear AS MUCH as their Sisters Cancer and Pisces. BoA is short and has it going on (if you know what I mean). She doesn’t need effort dear! Because Scorps are sexy no matter what, unless they’re fat. Who’s sexy when they’re fat anyway?! Scorps could normally eat whatever they want, and not get fat. But when they hit their thirties, fat attacks them! They don’t show much of their body parts in public. If you go out in private, they look like Whores! They can show as much skin as possible, and would never look unattractive. Scorpio’s have the crappiest tastes possible, that’s because they don’t have a high eye for things. They’re somewhat on the heap scale of spending money. Treat them with care, and oh… they’re very stubborn too.


SAGITTARIUS (November 23 ~ December 21) Hey, it’s the Sagittarius! They are hil-ari-ous! As Fire signs, they’re immature, and not liked by (as much) when older. Seung-ri would do possibly ANYTHING for his fans. Remember him jumping off of a fence? The other members of Big Bang would be embarrassed! It’s only natural for a Sagittarius to be themselves (for the sake of Entertainment). Sag’s are known for their vibrant personalities, and good looks (Song Hye-kyo)! If you’d like to detect a Sagittarius, it’s simple, they’re ALWAYS smiling! Yoon Kye-sang is always making people smile! However, Sagittarius’ are Pessimistic, when they do not gain much attention. Most fire signs have athletic bodies. There are two types of bodies for Sagittarius’. They’re fat or… fit, simple as that. Due to their carelessness, they tend to just eat and not chew. And you already know what happens, if you don’t chew your food. You eat MORE! That is how people get fat! Now the other Sagittarius is fit, has some muscle. Chae Yeon has the body! Look at that! A Sag is never stupid however. They are Philosophical. They have a tendency to question everything. Do not give them some out-of-the-box babo theories. They will find the humor (as typical) and probably dislike you. It is highly unlikely for a Sagittarius to become so hated.


CAPRICORN (DECEMBER 25 ~ JANUARY 19) A Capricorn is about the two P’s. What are the two P’s, Professionalism and Pessimism. Look who has the biggest music empire? JYP! Seriously, you have to admit, He cannot sing, but he makes it look like a Pro! And his Wonder Girls, with the rest who can’t do shit, yeah! Thaaaat’s him! He trains them to be popular and the biggest money makers of the Korean Industry. Fly to the Sky’s Hwan-hee and Brian are actually good. Finally, somebody in the Korean business world has some skills. Choi Jin-sil represented the very pessimistic part of the Capricorn. You could easily detect the pessimism in their eyes. She wouldn’t have committed suicide, if she didn’t believe the other guy who killed himself. They have the lowest self esteems of the Zodiac. However, they tend to be humorous. Im Hye-suk cracked his wife up every night. They’re also known for their serious personalities. Adults like the Capricorn, meanwhile Kids hate it. Capricorns always think of others first, then themselves.


AQUARIUS (JANUARY 20 ~ FEBRUARY 18) Aquarius is, also known as the Water Bearer. They say Aquarius’ are unemotional, detached, perverse, and Humanitarians of all f-ing Humanitarians. They’re the type of people, who are often too difficult, to be in a relationship with. However, you might as well love them. They’re quite friendly. You see in the Entertainment business, they do not apply to much of the Character Traits. However, the Non-famous ones follow the traits. Dae Jang Geum’s, Lee Young-ae shows a ton of emotion. And she is liked by everyone. She’s not cold as they would be, and is THAT Humanitarian. In 1997, she went out to help the poor children in Africa. Then, there is another famous, Kim Bum-soo. He sings about love, and is LOVED by the crowd. It does not get any better than them. If you really look at U-KNOW and Han Ga-in, they have this Cold demeanor… and good looks. What Air Sign isn’t good looking anyway? Don’t call an Aquarius weird, they tend to be sensitive about that. And they have their own individuality. Aquarius’ tend to be the friendly popular weirdo that people like.


PISCES (FEBRUARY 19 ~ MARCH 20) Pisces are also known as the fish. Pisces love fantasies and its world. Han Hyo-joo’s hobbies consist of telling fairy tales and writing. Pisces are also the Poets/Writers of the Zodiac. But in the Star World in Korea, it’s not like that (of course not). They have THEE most beautiful eyes of the Zodiac. Kim Hee-Sun carries the dreaminess of the Pisces eyes. That also applies to Jung Joon-ha. Lee Soo-kyung’s hobbies are cooking and watching sad movies. Pisces love sad movies. Can you say depressing? Pisces tend to be that way, leading to an addictive personality. You’re most likely able to catch a Pisces at a Noraebang or Club with massive soju. Yes… and drunk too. Pisces people won’t be a real b*tch about anything like their Sister’s Cancer and Scorpio. They don’t have much of an irritation level.

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